Friday, April 1, 2011

Subterfuge

I have to admit I took these photos on Wednesday (with my tripod as you can tell), but the time between taking photos and uploading photos and posting photos is a black hole. I've also been sick! Since Vegas, I have been suffering from pretty bad pharyngitis (imagine sandpaper in your esophagus). Luckily, my doctor gave me some antibiotics and I'm feeling infinitely better. So much better in fact, that I went out to a bar last night with my best down ass bitches. Now now, don't you start lecturing me because I did keep alcoholism to a minimum and was a good mama bird. 
I wagged my little finger at all the nasty creepers that approached my baby birds. As for myself, I think the big FUCK YOU sign on my forehead was sufficient. The only molestation I suffered was a make-out attack from a girl with a tongue ring. 
The tongue ring was interesting but... no thanks girlfriend. You're really wasn't my type in so many ways. Bitch was STRONG though! It's like my face was caught in a bar-version of a twisted SAW subterfuge! 
Anyhow, late night @ PBBG again. I'm up early because I thought I had a meeting, but it's been cancelled so I spent the last hour eating my fage and catching up with you!

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